perldiver

Around seven, eight o'clock last night, I was having a nice quiet evening, sitting in my living room watching some dumb TV.  The lights were out outside, it was quiet, ahhhhh....

Suddenly there's a horde of shrill-voiced elephants stampeding across my front porch. 

Now all I need is a cane to shake as I holler "get off my lawn, you whippersnappers!"