See, that would have been my answer. Sit down and finish your exams; either it's nonsense, or ohgodohgodwe'reallgonnadie, and there's nothing you can do about it. This works almost everywhere except NYC or Los Angeles, which of course are also the cities you're gonna bomb. Let's face it, if a terrorist blows up my town, here's him reporting to Osama:
Clueless Terrorist: "Oh, great Leader! My cell has blown up Boston!"
Osama bin Laden: "Boston? Where the hell is that? I specifically told you to blow up one of the homes of the Great Satan."
CT: "But revered one, Boston is one of the greatest educational centers of the Satanic Empire! Seventeen colleges and universities are now monatomic dust, including Harvard and MIT! Have we not struck a great blow for our cause?"
OBL: "Everyone knows the Great Satan lives in NYC, vacations in LA, and works in Washington DC. Did you blow up one of those places? No! And Harvard?! My great-nephew goes to Harvard! If you have harmed him, I swear, you won't have to wait for hell to suffer endless torments. I'm sure I can come up with some..."
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Clueless Terrorist: "Oh, great Leader! My cell has blown up Boston!"
Osama bin Laden: "Boston? Where the hell is that? I specifically told you to blow up one of the homes of the Great Satan."
CT: "But revered one, Boston is one of the greatest educational centers of the Satanic Empire! Seventeen colleges and universities are now monatomic dust, including Harvard and MIT! Have we not struck a great blow for our cause?"
OBL: "Everyone knows the Great Satan lives in NYC, vacations in LA, and works in Washington DC. Did you blow up one of those places? No! And Harvard?! My great-nephew goes to Harvard! If you have harmed him, I swear, you won't have to wait for hell to suffer endless torments. I'm sure I can come up with some..."
So yeah, I feel pretty safe up here.