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2010-02-13 09:08 am

Surreal conversations...

(Conversation is happening on Friday.)

"Hi, I need to put in a maintenance request form because my heat is not working for the second time in two days."

"Oh, well...I guess we could try to fix it Monday. Oh wait, no--Monday is a holiday."


To a certain extent, I know I'm spoiled from living in a doorman building with a live-in super who was very responsive. And California is not as cold as the East Coast so absence of heat is uncomfortable, not life-threatening. But...seriously? No concern at all?

(Edit: When pressed, he was willing to submit a special request form, but he made no promises.)
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2010-02-09 05:46 pm

Good news, bad news...

Good news: I'm in the apartment!

Bad news: The rugs are not yet 100% dry from being cleaned yesterday, so I have to have all the windows open and it's freezing.

Good news: I bought two futons and they will be arriving sometime in the next hour! just arrived.

Bad news: I will need to put them together myself, and I don't have any tools. I'm hoping these are the kind that only needs an allen wrench and a cheapie one will come in the box. [UPDATE:  Yep, they are.]

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2010-02-08 01:57 pm

Lazy thinking wins again

In my previous post, I mentioned the excessive terms of the contract for the apartment I'm looking at and my attempts to get it modified. Well, this morning they told me to pound sand; fortunately, after talking with them a bit on the phone I believe I found a compromise that works for everyone, so I can still take possession tomorrow.

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I'm considering starting up some sort of online community for discussion of stupid contracts like this--maybe something like a DailyWTF where people would contribute stupid contract clauses that they have seen.  In my wilder fantasies, this would grow into an actual movement to reform the legal profession's approach to contracts and to convince people to think about what they write / sign...but that's probably a bit bigger than I really want to tackle right now.

What do y'all think?  Would you find such a site interesting for the occasional browse?  If so, maybe I'll do something easy and cheap, like fire up a PBWiki for it.

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2010-02-07 07:20 pm

And the lawyers foil me again

It never ceases to amaze me what people put in their contracts. Today I got a fresh example of this.  I went to the main office of Trinity Management Services at 333 Bay St, San Francisco, CA, 94133 in order to sign a contract for one of their properties.  The package they gave me was more than twenty pages, including the various appendages (e.g. lead paint, mold, bed bugs, rules and regulations, etc).  There were a number of problems, most of which were just issues with the wording, not with the intent, and I was able to sort those out with the leasing agent.  Unfortunately, there was one dealbreaker that we could not resolve, so I wasn't able to sign.  They've kicked it upstairs to management, who will look at it tomorrow and get back to me.


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The part that frustrates me is that I know I could just sign this and then ignore the stupid wording, follow the intent (which I would do anyway), and I'd be fine.  That feels like breaking my word, though--I'm signing a legally binding contract that says I will (not) do something, and then I'm breaking that commitment.  It should not be up to me to interpret what they **meant**, it should be up to them to write their meaning into the contract in the first place.

So, we'll see what happens tomorrow.
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2010-02-06 06:35 pm
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Day three: I have an apartment!

Went to see an apartment today. Bleh. Pass.

Went to see another--studio, not too spendy, Dolores St near Market. Nice, but too small and didn't have a full fridge. Pass, regretfully--the neighborhood was *amazing*. As I was leaving, the property manager mentioned a 1-br in the adjacent building. It was slightly outside my intended price but still something I could afford so I went for a look. Much more space, full fridge, big kitchen, *wood burning fireplace*! Downsides: not ideal on natural light but decent, the closet doors are a bit chintzy so I worry about them breaking and it was built in '63 so uses fuses, not circuit breakers so I may hit issues if I run too many appliances together. These are all manageable so I took it. They ran my application in a few hours and just informed me that I'm in--huzzah!

I can move in Tuesday. Whee!
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2010-02-05 04:09 pm
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Second day of apartment hunting

Today, I have been doing the things that didn't get done yesterday.  I found a place that was still selling monthly muni passes and got one, went to the post office and got a bunch of money orders so that, when the time comes, I can say to any of these landlords "Here's first, last, security, and a couple extra months on top of it, all in cash.  Can I move in now?"  I also found a FedEx and printed my credit report and bank statement, so I'll also be able to hand the prospective landlord proof of my solvency and of the fact that my credit is essentially perfect.  If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will.

From there, I've been walking the ground, looking at apartments.  The very first one I looked at is in a Holy God gorgeous neighborhood, with a Safeway just up the street and multiple laundromats within three blocks.  It's also just under half the rent that I was paying in Manhattan, and is one of the more expensive places I will be looking at today; if the quality of the other neighborhoods is even close to this good, I'm going to have a wide set of options. 

I have paused briefly to write this up and will now be moving on to some of the other neighborhoods.


Observation #2:  Public transit out here is far more attractive than in New York, but is also more primitive. 

  2.A) Instead of having one integrated system there are two disconnected ones:  BART and Muni, where Muni has trains, buses, and trolleys.  The BART has farecards but uses point-to-point pricing (i.e. it costs more the farther you travel), while the Muni fixed-price but cash-only unless you have a monthly pass. (EDIT:  As sinboy points out, the more expensive version of the monthly pass will also let you ride the BART within city limits, but not outside them.)

  2.B) The monthly passes are based on calendar month, not 30-days-from-date-of-issue. 

  2.C) They print and distribute the monthly passes at the beginning of each month and when they run out (usually by the end of the first week), there just aren't any more.

  2.D) Finally, both systems essentially shut down around 11pm or midnight--there are a few late-night lines (called "OWL lines") that stay open, but it becomes very hard to get around in the evening.

Observation #3:  Almost nothing out here takes credit cards.  It's cash or debit.  Weird.

Observation #4 (I already knew this, but it bears repeating):  This city is so much prettier than New York.  Murals, architecture, terrain, everything.
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2010-02-04 09:16 pm
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Day #1: Planning and sushi

Today was my first day in the land of surfer-dudes.  Empirically, it's been a decent day:  I talked a bit with one of the roommates at the place I'm staying (let's hear it for AirBnB!), got a lot of good info about where things are and how they work, then headed off to an Internet cafe to do some planning and prep.  That got done pretty quickly:
  1. Check Craigslist, put together a list of apartments I was interested in.
  2. Walk over and look at the neighborhoods to narrow it down to just the ones I was serious about.
  3. Along the way, I would stop at a post office and get money orders to serve as first/last/security/etc. 
  4. Also, I had to hit a FedEx Office Center and print out my credit report (fortunately I have one from last May) and my current bank statement to show that I'm solvent.
  5. Call Freddie (the super from my NYC building) and ask if he would be a reference that I'm a good tenant.
  6. Call the various landlords of the properties I was interested in and set up viewings.
I got the list together, I called Freddie, and I located FedEx and Post Office locations, but I did not actually end up leaving the coffee shop all day--it started raining pretty hard, and I decided to wait it out.  Tomorrow I'll go even if it means getting soaked, but I figured it was easier to stay here and just keep expanding my target list
Observation #1:  I need to dress down.  My black wool longcoat stands out among people who are wearing either T-shirts and a sweatshirt, or leather.

And now, I am off to have Japanese with my friend Rich!  Huzzah!
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2010-02-03 06:38 pm
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The penny drops....

Wow.  I'm in San Francisco and I'm not going home back.
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2010-02-03 08:17 am
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On my way to SF...

Went into NYC last night, stayed with  avivasedai who had previously offered to drive me to the airport this morning--a most kind and appreciated offer.  I picked up food at GCT on the way through, including Indian food for avivasedai and luun (I had leftover Thai from lunch), some tasty yummy puddings, and tarts of various kind (pecan, 2 apple, coconut custard--I only ordered three, but the pie guy was kind enough to give me the fourth free).

This morning we got up at o-dark-hundred and piled out the door, leaving around 0615 to find snow all over the ground (as predicted).  As we were getting in the car, it was discovered that avivasedai hadn't realized I was going to JFK, not LGA--I sent her my itinerary, but we hadn't actually discussed it.  It was pretty clear from her reaction that this was going to be a problem for her, and she'd been under plainly visible stress the night before, so I said I'd take a cab if she dropped me in Manhattan.  She left me out at 125th, I got a cab driver, and it took about 30 mins to get to the airport.  Crowding was light, so security was a breeze.  I ate at the very tasty breakfast bar that JFK is now offering, bought a sandwich and banana for later, and am now enjoying the free Wi-Fi.  Man, this is a civilized airport...makes traveling so much better.

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2010-02-01 10:12 am
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Awesome weekend

Went to Boston for the weekend to say goodbye to people.  Played games, ate tasty food, saw Mosaic Commons, had dinner in Milford.  More below the cut.

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All in all, this was a fantastic weekend.  I'm really going to miss all my Boston friends, but I'm glad I saw you all.  To all those I was not able to hook up with this weekend--it wasn't for lack of desire, it was simply that I wanted to keep the group small so that I would actually get a chance to talk to everyone at least a little.
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2010-02-01 09:56 am
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First half of move completed

I did finally get it done on Friday.  The movers (one grown-up named Brian and two kids named Jay and Andy) showed up and packed everything that I hadn't already packed.  They piled it on the truck and headed off for CT, where my stuff will live in storage until I send for it.  I got on the train (no room in the truck) and went up myself, meeting them in Southport (my parents' place, where I will be staying for the next few days until I fly out).  Brian had stayed at another job in NYC, so it was just Jay and Andy now; they offloaded the few things I would need here and we went over to the storage pod.  Everything else was unloaded there and off they went.

These guys were respectful, hard-working, and honest, but I wouldn't use them again or recommend them.  They failed to label about half the boxes despite the topic being discussed, set down one box that I had said was fragile hard enough that I'm afraid to see what's in it now, failed to keep the "to Southport" stuff clearly separate from the "to storage" stuff in the truck despite very very clear directions on what would be going where--as a result, a few things got misdelivered to storage and I had to bring them back in my car--and they smashed the leg off my sturdily-built end table because they didn't pad it / restrain it appropriately.  Oh yes, and they didn't fill out any of the paperwork at origin, so when we got there they were suddenly making up numbers for how many boxes of what had been packed and then asking me to sign that all of this was correct and that everything had been delivered correctly. 

I will give them this much--they owned up to the end table issue right off, said "This is our fault", and had me fill out some paperwork to that effect.  Apparently someone from the company will come out to replace it / repair it.

In any case, I'm now ensconced in Southport until I fly out on Wednesday.  Eventually, I'll send for my stuff and it can all be shipped out here; most likely via UPS, since I don't have enough stuff to make it worthwhile to ship it with a moving company (they have a weight minimum).
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2010-01-28 11:46 am
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It's good to be loved...

I am moving today, and the Moving Gods love me very much....they even gave me a present to show their love:  boiled  bunny.

See, if I ever finish the move, I will no longer exist within their domain.  And that would make them sad.  Gods do not like to be sad.  When they are afraid of being sad, they create blizzards and traffic jams and poorly timed communications in order to hold onto whatever they want to keep.

But, really and for true, the movers should be here soon. 
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2009-12-30 03:43 am

PayPal is ripe for a fall; here's how to topple them

PayPal is, and long has been, the 800-pound gorilla of sending money online. This is actually surprising when you consider that there is plenty of competition and PayPal's customer management is quite poor.

In the last 36 months, the BBB (Better Business Bureau) has received 7236 complaints related to PayPal (http://sanjose.bbb.org/Business-Report/PayPal-Inc-210387). More than half of these (3822 complaints), PayPal resolved by agreeing to live up to their contact. Approximately 15% (1168) are listed on the BBB site as "Unassigned", so the resolution is unclear. Keeping in mind that the vast majority of Americans who feel wronged by a company do not make a complaint to the BBB and it is very unlikely that anyone outside the USA would do so, this is a bad showing indeed.

The customers in question would probably say that that first 50% had a positive outcome--after all, they got what they wanted--but these numbers actually show a remarkably poor track record, as a company should not need to be prodded in order to live up to its own TOS.

There is plenty of competition--Google Checkout, Obopay, etc. The main stumbling block seems to be that both sender and recipient must be signed up for whatever service is going to exchange the money.

Better would be a company where only the sender needs to be signed up. The recipient would be specified via a mobile phone number and the money would be sent as a credit on their phone bill.

Best would be if neither party needed to be signed up, and the whole deal could be dealt with via mobile--I SMS the service in question, they bill my carrier (who passes the charge back to me) and send the money to the recipient's carrier (who credits it to their account).

Hopefully, someone will take that and run with it, because I'm sick of dealing with PayPal.
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2009-12-25 04:34 pm
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Merry Christmas all!

Merry Christmas all!

We have all survived the shopping, and the wrapping, and the traveling, and the worrying, and the day is finally upon us. A day to kick back in front of a fire, put our slippered feet up on the ottoman (or the coffee table, I won't tell) listen to a bit of DeBussy or Rachmaninoff in our smoking jackets, share a fine port with family and close friends while saying "Pip, pip old turtle!" in faux British accents, open our many tasteful, thoughtfully selected presents and enjoy the perfect, untrammeled layer of snow outside the window that someone else will shovel for us when we're ready to have it trammeled.

What? No one else ever has those weird "Norman Rockwell has Masterpiece Theatre's lovechild" dreams and feels compelled to write them down?


In all seriousness: a very Merry Christmas to all of my wonderful friends, near and far. You brighten my life.
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2009-12-08 11:28 am
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I have Arisia space!

Yay! Two very kind friends just offered me space in their quad in the Hyatt, so I'm set for crash space. Thank you to everyone who offered suggestions or good wishes.
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2009-12-06 01:58 am

My first full day in San Francisco.

It's currently 11pm here in San Fran, which means it's 2am in the time zone my body is currently running on, so I'm going to keep this short and summary-iffic. Expanded version when I get home in a few days:

- Made it here intact, trip was good.

- Car rental easy. Was clever enough to rent a Garmin GPS to make navigating the city easy. Problem: the Garmin doesn't work. It has no idea where I am, simulates driving the route without paying any attention to what I'm doing, and is utterly useless. The only way I actually made it here was by driving with my iPhone's Google Maps in one hand. Fortunately, there was no one else on the road.

- The house I'm staying in is really really nifty, and has a lot of history.

- Slept like a log. Woke up multiple times, but overcame it.

(Inner dialogue:

Body: "Hey it's 8:30am! Wake up!"
Me: "It's 5:30. Shut up and go back to sleep."
Body: "Huh? It's 8:30, I'm sure of it."
Me: "Look, we're in a different timezone. It's 3 hours earlier. Go back to sleep."
Body: "But...hang on. I get three more hours of sleep?"
Me: "Yes, but only if you shut up."
Body: "Shutting up now!"

We had this conversation two or three times, but I kept going back to sleep and woke up feeling rested and relaxed, and it was still very early.)

- My friend Rich picked me up around 10. We drove over to Dottie's True Blue cafe, where we waited in line for an hour for breakfast. Rich assured me it would be worth it--I was dubious but figure ok, I'll give it a shot. OH. MY. GOD. He was so right. Coconut white chocolate muffin, whiskey fennel sausage scramble with *delicious* homefries, jalapeno cornbread, a taste of his avocado, tomato, (something), and feta frittata, Stash tea, fresh squoze OJ. Oh. Yeah. We left the place around 12pm and I wasn't hungry again for about 7 hours.

- We then picked up our mutual friend Stef. The three of us spent the rest of the day driving around the city looking at different neighborhoods. This city is GORGEOUS (at least, large parts are--a warehouse district is a warehouse district no matter where you are). Funky, creative, decorative...I am *so* looking forward to moving here.

Finally, even though none of us were really quite hungry yet we went for dinner and then Rich dropped me off. I am now in bed typing this and about to conk out.

Tomorrow, I have a noon meetup with a bunch of tech folk from the area. This should be fun.
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2009-11-26 11:27 pm
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Ok folks, I need a room for Arisia--help?

Hey folks,

avivasedai were rooming together as we always do. We are, however, no longer together and she would really like to have her new guy in for Arisia; obviously, having me in the room would put a bit of a cramp on their style.

Anyway, long story short, I've decided that I'm going to relocate and give them the room despite having previously said that I wouldn't. This will be my Chanukah present to aviva.

That leaves me a bit stuck though. Does anyone have space left, either in their room or in their nearby domicile, where I could crash? I take very little space, shower every day, rarely snore, and I always clean the sink after I use it. Plus, I'm happy to sleep on the floor. I'm unlikely to be in the room much. If you are staying somewhere other than the Hyatt, I will have a car with me and will be happy to shuttle you over there with me in the mornings.

Finally, if you don't have room yourself, I'd really appreciate it if you could mention this post on your own blog so that I might get something with a FOAF. If nothing turns up on the friends- and friends-of-friends network in the next 7-10 days, I'll post over on the Arisia community, but I'd prefer not to room with complete strangers if I don't have to.
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2009-11-11 08:22 pm

Looking for someone to do video production work

My father is starting a project to produce some video about match racing (a particular kind of sailing).  He would supply the raw video footage, but he wants someone who can put it on DVD, edit it together, do the voice overs, manage the project, etc.  Would any of you / your companies be interested in taking on such a project?  This is still in the very earliest phases of discovery--budgets and requirements aren't set, timelines are unknown, the video hasn't been shot, etc.

If you or someone you know does this kind of work and has availability, could you either leave your contact information below or drop me an email?  (dstorrs dot public at gmail dot com )   Make sure you put VIDEO PRODUCTION (all caps) in the subject line so that I see it.  Thanks!
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2009-11-06 01:58 pm
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Invite codes on an alpha

(This was half-written but not posted yesterday. Here it is in all it's technical "glory" today.)

kokoinai and I have been talking about how to manage the LifeThunder.com alpha; specifically, how do we (a) make people want to try it out and (b) prevent too many people from seeing it while it's still in a (to be polite) "unfinished state" (*). Obviously, problem (a) is more likely to be an issue, but (b) matters as well.

Two words: invite codes.

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