perldiver

I saw Trek last night and Oh My Holy God words fail me in describing it.

Let me see if I can come up with a metaphor: take a giant, rotting, putrescent, lice-encrusted ball of vomitus, throw it through a planet-sized plot hole and have it land in a hyper-modern silver bowl wrapped in really shiny special effects with lots of lens flare.

And yet, the Internet wants to have its love child. *Every* *single* review I've seen has said "wow, it was awesome. Here is my one tiny quibble but otherwise it's AWESOME!!1!!11!!!!!1!1!!!!" [1]

So, let's go through the issues.  Warning:  FULL AND COMPLETE SPOILERS AHEAD.

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To those who know me well, which Star Trek character would you say I am most like? (This includes all versions of ST.)


( Here's what the poll said... )